- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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