- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

poopy is poopy

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Justin Bieber

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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