EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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