- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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