- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Japan

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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