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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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