Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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go F*** yourself

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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I was watching Fox news.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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