- Anti Joke

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

i hate non minorities!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.