Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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