A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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