Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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