Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

whats black? the colour

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Anti Joke

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