- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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