- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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