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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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