- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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