- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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