A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's 9+10? 19

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.