How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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