If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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