What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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