- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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