- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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