- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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