- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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