how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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