A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Joesph Triphook.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Obama

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im gey

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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bologna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A black man has a job.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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