- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Your Mom!!!

Your mom went to college

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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