- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper