- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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