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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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