People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Anti Joke

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