- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Take part of what?

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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