what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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