- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Homosexualism is so gay man

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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