- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

knock knock who's there? hope

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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