- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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