- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Chris is hairy

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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