Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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