- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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