- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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