- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Immigration Laws

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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