- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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