Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Raveena Thandhan

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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