- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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