- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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