Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Anti Joke

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