- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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