- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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