- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet