- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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