jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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