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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

You idiot.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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