- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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