- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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