- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Good job, son.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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