- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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