What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How do you end a sentence

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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