Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A American seeking into mexico

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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