Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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