What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How old are you? 7

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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