- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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