whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Your text.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Sir, your wife is dead

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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