a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How old are you? 7

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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