- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

nolan is gay

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