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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

a man checks his mypsace

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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