- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Urban ghettos

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

PENIS :)

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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