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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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