Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

thumb_up thumb_down -32

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

thumb_up thumb_down -32

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

thumb_up thumb_down -34

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

will you like this joke my sources say no

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops