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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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