- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Yanter, Look it up

human centipede

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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