What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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breasts

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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