Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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