Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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