- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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