What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Obama = ebola

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

human centipede

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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