- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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