Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Faithful men.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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a man checks his mypsace

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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