- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A van drives into a car.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

a man checks his mypsace

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