- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

yeyeyeyeye live action

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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