1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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deez nuts

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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