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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what is 3+3= 8

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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