You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Barack Obama.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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