- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Sarah Palin.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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