Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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