- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Whats worse than suicide? death

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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