- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Heskey time.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Robin, get in the car!

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