- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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