Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Eric is gay Ha

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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