A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Sarah Palin.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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