Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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