Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

yeyeyeyeye live action

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

deez nuts

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Women's rights

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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