- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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