A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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