- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Sarah Palin.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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