Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Obama = ebola

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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