- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

800 people died last year. end of story

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